Weekly Dad Jokes
December 2025
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Mon 12/15/2025 What did the bald man say when he received a comb for a present?
"Thanks, I'll never part with it"
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Tue 12/16/2025 I know a guy who collected candy canes.
They were all in mint condition!
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Wed 12/17/2025 We're renovating the house, and the first floor is going great,
but the second floor is another story.
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Thu 12/18/2025 What do you call a broke Santa Claus?
Saint Nickle-Less!
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Fri 12/19/2025 Not to brag, but I made six figures last year.
I was also named the worst employee at the toy factory.
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Sat 12/20/2025 Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho ho ho!
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Sun 12/14/2025 I was looking at Ice Cream puns on the internet,
but my computer froze.